**Sorry**

Don't take this too seriously as its not meant to offend anyone. Its just poking fun at what I would say if I became prime minister of Australia.

Dear fellow White people of Australia. This message is particulary for those who were stolen
from their families in England and forced to move to Australia and rebuild your life from scratch. What England did to you was wrong and unjust. They deported you for petty crimes such as stealing bread for your family to eat. They forced you onto ships ridden with diseases and barely fed you.

When you finally arrived in Australia they called you convicts and left you with nothing. You had to build your lives from scratch. Literally. You were hunted by local Aborigional Australians who wanted to eat you.

However, what you did by moving here is the worst thing ever known to man. Continue reading to see what I am talking about...

When you finally did build a house to live in, you wanted to share this great invention with others (particulary the Aborigionals of Australia who lived in caves shared by dangerous wild animals) You showed them how to build houses and introduced to them possibly the best thing they have ever tasted, Alcohol (hey its gotta taste better than witchetry grubs.)

You also took away small indigenous children from their families (forget that their parents couldnt afford to feed them and they used to abuse most of their kids in the worst possible way.)

So today I am here to say sorry to all the white people who were deported and stolen from England.

On another note, I think you should all apoligise to the Aboriginals for building them homes, giving them food, as well as giving them money every week, allowing them to live without a job, and giving them free medical attention.

I am very sorry.